Editor's note: Even though Url thought this was a real western town on the outskirts of Santa Fe, New Mexico, it's actually Eaves Movie Ranch, a movie set that was built about fifty years ago and is still being used today by Hollywood film crews. Here at the Cafe, we've discovered that it's better if we just leave him alone and let him continue to make a fool of himself. Having said that, here's our resident rodent to tell about Url's Movie Ranch Visit. |
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The streets were empty except for the occasional gunslinger and an outlaw or two. I didn't like the way they looked at me, but then I never like the way anyone looks at me, gunslinger or not. The dude in the fancy hat said something tacky about my tail being the scraggliest thang anyone had ever dragged across the street, then laughed at me. I decided to go shopping for some bullets at the General Store. Surprisingly, there were some lady-folks hangin' out at the ice cream parlor, slammin' back chocolate popsicles. I asked this lady where the nearest Internet Cafe was. She said her mom owned one just down the street.
I made a dash down the street, hoping to find the Internet cafe before the bad guys decided to have a rat barbeque and a hoe down in the middle of my face.
After I "polished off" those creeps, I continued on to the Internet cafe. "Sorry kid," the owner said. "I'm taking my daughter to the train so she can get out of this small bandwidth town. I advise you to do the same."
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