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Browser Nethound
Cafe Ethics Officer


Robin Williams
John Tollett
Amanda Reckonwith

Url Ratz
Browser NetHound

Browser's portrait



Browser NetHound is what you expect a browser to be: dependable, friendly, easy to play with, willing to go anywhere, eager to please you, a good memory, not too large, very fast, non-discriminating, trainable, open to new things, and happy to accommodate anyone. And, unlike some other browsers we know, he doesn't believe that he should rule the world.

In other words, he's the exact opposite of Url Ratz. Browser was discovered by Robin Williams and named by Scarlett, Robin's twelve-year-old daughter. Robin realized that Url was a disgusting, conniving rat and that the cafe was going to need someone to serve as a moral compass for him. Since she never could find that person, Browser was the next best choice.